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Emergency: We currently have no hot water.

Reduced menu in effect. Unfortunately this means… NO TEA.

The situation remains steeped in tragedy.
Cozy shop. Catastrophic kettle status.

That's a-lot of Tea!

Welcome to the warmest little tea shop in town, emotionally speaking. The armchairs are friendly, the wallpaper is determined, and our staff are so extremely lovely and friendly that several customers have left feeling personally championed.

Today, however, we face a grand and ridiculous problem: all the kettles have stopped working and the hot water situation has vanished into legend. Tea cannot be served. Hope can still be served. Coconut milk is gloriously available. Chocolate chip cookies remain brave.

While the kettles stage their protest, we invite you to enjoy our reduced menu, admire the dramatic atmosphere, and accept the comforting presence of biscuits from people who truly care.

Extremely Lovely Staff Coconut Milk Available Chocolate Chip Cookies All Kettles Broken
All kettles have stopped working.
Every single one.
That is why there is no tea.
That's a-lot of Tea shop illustration
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Reduced Menu

  • Poorly Brewed TeaSymbolic
  • Cold Water and a TeabagTechnically Possible
  • Coffee – A joke, we would never serve thatAbsolutely Not
  • Empty Cup for ReflectionSpiritual
  • Mug of RegretRoom Temperature
  • Steamless Breakfast MelancholySeasonal

Things We Can Still Hand You

  • Chocolate Chip CookiesHeroic
  • Emergency Biscuit PlateReassuring
  • Coconut MilkAvailable
  • Cold moral supportUnlimited
Please note: all kettles have stopped working. This is not a tea shortage. It is a kettle uprising.

Emergency Cookie System

When morale is low and the kettles have become philosophical, there is only one responsible option. Also, yes, coconut milk is still available.

Biscuit support active

Our Extremely Friendly Staff

Nigel

Compliments your life choices.

Nigel is waiting to say something supportive.

Sandra

Provides emotional support biscuits.

Sandra has a biscuit and a kind word ready.

Barry

Apologises even when nothing went wrong.

Barry is sorry for the delay in praising you.

Molly

Knows everyone's favourite biscuit.

Molly can sense your ideal snack aura.
Tea may be unavailable, but the atmosphere remains very committed.
No hot water. Still excellent manners.